Fun with Search Engines I'm number one with: - "starry starry night napkins": Dinner or sanitary? Actually, now that they have black "panty liners", why not ones emblazoned with oh-so-popular impressionist art. There's gotta be Hello Kitty panty liners somewhere. - "pigeon hill map quebec": How sweet to be listed "number one" in relation to my favourite Quebec village. - "platonic sex": I'm worried. What does that say about me? I'm number two with: - "put your legs in my shoes": Legs in shoes? How big are these shoes, anyway?